🎮 ADPOCALYPSE

The internet has had enough — and so have you. 

Grab your sword, fire up your browser, and slay every popup, 

cookie banner, and "YOU WON AN IPHONE!" scam in your path.

⚔️ FEATURES

- Endless wave-based arcade action

- 5+ enemy types based on real internet annoyances

- Roguelite upgrades — every run makes you stronger

- Permanent meta-progression: earn Gears, unlock the Workshop

- In-run Premium Offers shop with consumables and boosts

- Boss waves every 5 levels

- Built for short, satisfying sessions

🎯 HOW TO PLAY

- WASD or Arrow keys — move

- Space or Mouse Click — attack

- Survive waves, collect coins, pick upgrades between fights

- Die. Earn Gears. Buy permanent upgrades. Try again. Get further.

🎵 CREDITS

Sound effects from Kenney.nl (CC0)

Made with Phaser 3 + TypeScript

This is an early prototype — feedback very welcome!

What annoys you the most about modern web ads? 

Tell me in the comments and I'll add it as an enemy.

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